..TIME WASTER..

How many watches do you own?

-ZIP-

How many people of the same gender live in your house?

-JUST ME-

Do you have a desk?

-ITS NOT A DESK..PERSAY-

How many chairs are in the room you are in now?

-1-

So tell us, what room ARE you in?

-OUR ROOM-

Is there another room like this in your home?

-NOPE-

Is it a house?

-TOWNHOUSE-

What color is your bath?

-CREAM-

Is there wallpaper in the room you are in?

-NO-

How many stories does your home have?

-3 STORIES ALL TOGETHER/4 IF YOU COUNT THE BASEMENT-

Do you own headphones?

-YES..2 PAIR-

Whats your favorite miscellaneous item you own?

-JOURNALS-

Do you have a thermometer?

-NOPE-

Are you wearing shoes?

-NO-

Are you wearing socks?

-NO-

Are you wearing underwear?

-YES-

Are you wearing the same clothes you were yesterday?

-NOPE-

Are you wearing a ring?
-NOPE-

Whats the last card you recieved?

-VALENTINES DAY CARD-

What was the last pop-up you got?

-ZWINKY-

Are you getting bored of this quiz?

-KINDA-

Whats the nearest flashing item?

-THE VOICEMAIL IS FLASHING ON OUR PHONE-

Wheres the nearest light?

-THE BEDROOM LIGHT-

Have you any trophies?

-YES SIR-

What color is your top?
-BLUE-

When was the last time you went outside?
-TODAY-

When was the last time you got asked out?

-I'M MARRIED-

Do you have any piercings?

-10-

Have any tattoos?

-3-

When was the last time you saw yourself?
-A COUPLE MINUTES AGO-

Whats the nearest furry object?

-JODIE GIRL-

What does the nearest case contain?

-STITCH MARKERS-

What is the closest item which is blue?
-SCISSORS-

Is the room you are in messy?

-NO..BUT IT HAS LOTS OF BOXES PACKED UP-

Are you eating?

-NOPE-

Are you drinking?
-YES/WATER-

Are you an alchoholic?

-NO-

Do you smoke?
-GROSS-

What do you have in your hands?

-NOTHING-

What color is your front door?

-CREAM-

Do you have a back garden?

-NO-

Can you swim?

-YES-

Have you ever flown?

-YES-

Do you own a car?

-I DID-

Have you ever been on a ship?

-YES/MISSOURI-

Whats your favorite form of transportation?

-WALKING/NO WRECKS-

What time do you plan to have your next meal?
-TOMORROW AROUND 5-

Are your fingers aching?

-NO-

When was your last headache?

-ITS BEEN AWHILE..DON'T GET THEM TOO MUCH-

Are you listening to music now?

-NO-

What color are your curtains?
-I HAVE DIFFERENT COLORS-

Are they drawn or open?
-OPEN WHEN THEY ARE UP-

Do you like them?
-YES..I MADE THEM-

How long have you had them?
-DEPENDS-

What color is your flooring in the room?
-CREAM-

Do you like it?

-NOT TOO MUCH-

What color is the wallpaper?

-NO WALLPAPER-

Do you like it?

-DON'T CARE MUCH FOR WALLPAPER-

What color is the door?

-WHITE-

Are there posters in the room?

-TOOK THEM DOWN TOO-

Do you have a lamp?
-4-

Does it have a lampshade?

-WHY YEAH-

Is the door open or closed?

-CLOSED-

Does it have a handle or a knob?

-KNOB-

What is your favourite color?

-GREEN-

Are you wearing anything that color?

-NO-

What colour is your skin?

-PASTY WHITE/I NEED A TAN..!!..-

Do you like that color?
-HECK NOOLA-

Do you like your skin?
-NOT TOO MUCH-

Do you like your... face?

-BLEHH..I CAN DEAL WITH IT THOUGH-

Arms?
-TOO LONG-

Body?

-TOO FAT-

Legs?

-BIG NEGATIVE..I ALWAYS HAVE BRUISES-

Feet?

-NOW I LIKE MY FEET-

Hands?

-SOMETIMES-

Are they cold?

-NO-

Are they warm?

-THEY ARE FINE-

Are you cold?
-NOPE-

Are you warm?

-COMFORTABLE-

Are you deaf?
-ONLY TO PEOPLE I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO-

Are you blind?
-ALMOST-

Are you paralyzed?
-NO-

Are you disabled?

-NOPE-

Are you sweet?

-SURE-

Are you kind?

-CAN BE-

Are you nice?
-HRMM-

Are you vein?
-SOMETIMES-

Are you judgemental?
-NOT TOO MUCH-

Are you ugly?

-NOT UGLY-

Are you slim/thin?

-FATOLA-

Are you happy?
-YES-

Are you thirsty?

-NO-

When did you have your latest drink?

-A FEW SECONDS AGO-

Do you like chewingum?

-LOVE IT-

What was the last illness you had?

-PROBABLY A COLD-